Glossary Terms - Daffynitions
Index Numeric Daffynitions Expressions Fun King James Words
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Format involving the reinterpretation of an existing word, on the basis that it sounds like another word (or
group of words). eg:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
alarms: What an octopus is. (all arms), suitable: A cow. (Suit a bull), etc.
Absolve
To take an algebra test
Adultery
A fully grown tree
Altar
100% asphalt
Amen
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows
Atheist
A believer in non-belief
Baptist
Someone who likes buns
Cantaloupe
Gotta get married in a church
Church
Where the world is seen through stained-glass
Clear
the type of conscience that corresponds with a bad memory
Committee
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Crusade
The doctors and nurses on board most ferries
Damnation
Beaver country
Death
the time when an atheist is all dressed up with nowhere to go
Dogma
A puppies mum
Eulogy
The study of the 21st letter
Hebrew
Jewish tea bag
Herod
She's strange
Holy Smoke
The church is on fire
Karma
An automobile's maternal parent
Marriage
Matter of wife and debt
Matrimony
A dowery
Parable
Two male oxen
Pew
Ancient device of torture, developed to make people wish they had to stand through worship, as in early centuries.
Philosophy
The science which enables us to be unhappy more intelligently
Politics
Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)
Psychology
The science which tells us things everybody already knows about human personality in language which few of us can understand.
Religion
Where you find prophets and non-profits
Slam Dunk
A rough baptism
Vestments
Small, white mints kept in the vest pockets of grandfathers in the church. A traditional bribe to keep children quiet during a sermon.
Womens Groups
The source of all power in the church.
Zealot
Sleeping sickness
